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Dear Fans,
Okay, I heard this really funny joke yesterday, about a pirate and a beaver. I thought to myself, "That's really funny! My blog-friends would like that." I was going to post it here, but now I can't remember it. Does that ever happen to you? Something about the beaver wanting to chew the pirate's peg-leg. Has anybody heard that one?
Your pal,
Waleed
Okay, I heard this really funny joke yesterday, about a pirate and a beaver. I thought to myself, "That's really funny! My blog-friends would like that." I was going to post it here, but now I can't remember it. Does that ever happen to you? Something about the beaver wanting to chew the pirate's peg-leg. Has anybody heard that one?
Your pal,
Waleed
posted by Waleed | 10/18/2005 04:04:00 PM
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Have you heard the one about the little boy and his goldfish?
A little boy is in his back yard, digging a big hole, when the woman next door peers over the fence.
"Little boy, what are you digging that hole for?" she asks.
"My goldfish died and I'm giving him a funeral," says the little boy.
"I'm sorry your goldfish died," says the woman, "but isn't that an awfully big hole for a little fish?"
"Well," the boy responds, "it wouldn't be so big, except my goldfish is stuck inside your stupid cat!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! =)
Hey, why don't they make rat or bluejay flavored catfood? My cat has never brought home a cow.
I think they should make human flavored catfood, because that would be really funny! :)
Dear friends,
Thanks for the engaging and thoughtful responses to my blog. Thanks for all the funny jokes, but I'm pretty sure the one I was trying to remember involved a pirate.
I wonder what humans taste like? To a beaver, a pirate probably tastes like regular old oak?
Your pal,
Waleed
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